OMFG TOP GEAR.

It is FINALLY on my TV. Not because I got digital cable, because I haven't yet (boo hiss), but because it is on the History Channel.

PRIMUS FUCK ME, I AM FALLING IN LOVE WITH A TV SHOW.

That is all.

I am twenty-five tomorrow ( Read more... )

I cannot eat three donuts.

Salsa tastes better cold.

I am utterly dependent on darth_vice to open salsa jars for me. This is dangerous, as she is likely to eat it all ( Read more... )

I adore KITT.

I adore him and love him and want to cruise around the Bonneville Salt Flats with him (which is better than sex, though if we figure out how then I'm up for that too) and he's got a sexy voice and is just all-around perfection ( Read more... )

So what to my clearly depraved brain doth appear but an idea to write a crossover pairing Motormaster with Goliath from the original Knight Rider?

Knight Rider premieres tonight.


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I'm a Lamborghini Murcielago!


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So . . . I must be a guy.I am so goddamn sick of "Men like X, women like Y" appearing in the news. It's not news, and it encourages continued pink-and-blue thinking, a vicious cycle of people having, predominantly, the preferences society encourages them to have, and that status quo pushing a new generation of people into the same ( Read more... )